My favorite Deadwood quotes

Done with the Western but I compiled a list of my favorite Deadwood quotes. Apparently I love artful profanity…

“That’s what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after another.” -Al Swearengen

“Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.” – Trixie

“I burnt my fucking snatch!” – Calamity Jane

“The rigor in New York City, whatever the fuck that means.” – Ellsworth

“Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?” -Bill Hickok

“Question I wake up to in the morning and pass out to at fucking night: What’s my popularity with my fellow white people?” – Calamity Jane

Any time Swearengen says “hooplehead.”


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